Monday, July 11, 2011

The 704 Is Presenting This Show. It's True! Ask Anyone!

Since the previous seven were so much darn fun, we at The 704 (i.e. me and my demons) have decided to present another show.


Yes, I know that The 704 isn't listed anywhere on that stylishly foreboding flyer. But this blog is totally presenting! It's true! I mean, look at that lineup--my greasy fingerprints are all over this show. And do you really think I'd go around pretending to present shows that I have nothing to do with? I'm not a psycho. Plus, these days I'm far too lazy and drunk to provide free advertising for anyone else's shows but my own.

Still not convinced? Will it mollify you if I have the flyer professionally updated? Fine.


There.

You should come! If you do you'll see an all-too-rare performance by the mysterious Happy Casualties. Or, I suppose these local country-funk heroes aren't exactly mysterious. Frontman Stephen Sigl is just too busy reading Hegel and discussing theology to bother much with self-promotion. Which explains the scarcity of decent YouTube footage of them. But here they are at their last Lot 1 show, playing "Love That Man" off their new album Sons of the New West.


Of course, George Glass will be playing. (Why on earth would George Glass not be playing? Get real.) The only appropriate reaction to a George Glass set is to exclaim, "Jesus Christ, is this so hard? Why isn't everybody doing this?" Of course, it probably is so hard, and if everybody were doing it, we'd all be quite bored. But, the fact remains, George Glass does everything right.


If you're anything like me (God help you), you're horribly intimidated by people who dress well. But, nevertheless, you should keep your insecurities at bay long enough to embrace the debonair San Jose two-piece known as San Francesca. Their songs are dark and moody and quite lovely. If I were the type to say things like, "Their music will make you swoon," then I'd probably be saying, "Their music will make you swoon." Thankfully I'm not that type of person. At any rate, I'm excited about their set, and I'm borderline incapable of excitement. So check it out:


And then there's Judson McKinney and company. I caught his band's latest configuration at HM 157 last week and ... I don't know, friends. I knew he was good, but last Thursday he was possessed by the spirit of something I don't know the name of, and the frantic exhilaration damn near made the porch collapse. What will he do next? I don't know! Come to the show! Find out for yourself!

Everybody loves "Celia," and "Celia" loves them back:


RSVP here.

14 comments:

  1. the demon possessing Judsons soul is named Cthulhu.

    And the demon possessing your soul is called Goldschlager. You couldn't pay me to go to this mostrosity, Hippie. Why don't you book The Pity Party or C-Horse or some band full of single dizzy dames. you're wasting your gate-keeping powers. use your influence and find me an lady-friend.

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  2. Dude. Could you present the Rademacher show tomorrow night in San Francisco? The date is 7/13 and it is somewhere in the Mission District. You should be there by 8pm. Thanks in advance.

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  3. Thanks for inviting us to play! We had a great time!

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  4. hurry up and write something, you dirty Hippie! What the FLaRN is taking you so long? Get the lead out! I'm sick of looking at this suck flyer with all these suck bands on it!!

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  5. YOU'RE A GODDAMN FLARNICATOR!!!!! HOW DARE YOU, SIR!!! HOW DARE YOU NEGLECT YOUR DUTIES!! GODDAMN IT!!! I'M ALONE!! NO!!! I'M LONELY!! nobody visits me here. its cold and it smells like urine and moldy cold cuts. constantly. i put a towel at the crack in my door to keep it out but it doesn't work. Please, Lordy. For godsake. Give an old man something to do.

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  6. no but seriously I might die if you don't post something.

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  7. Haterus, take heart old man. I just made a phone call to some persuasive west coast associates of mine. By the time Joey Scagnetti and his boys are done um, consulting with him this fuckin' lazy hippie will be writing you some LOVE letters. Like the chooch he is.

    You're fuckin-a welcome.

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  8. Now we're talkin. But make sure the consulting doesn't break his hands. Otherwise its all pointless.

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  9. Four possibilities:
    1) New girlfriend. Fair enough, way to go L.G., we're glad someone of the gentler sex appreciates The Wonder of You. Now please, don't forget the Little People who made you a blogspot-superstar!
    2) Real Job. We couldn't blame you, but we'd be depressed as hell. BTW, it's a lot easier for us to read your blog while we're at work than it is for us to attend your shows while we're at work. True fact.
    3) Burnout. Happens to the best of the best of the best. Take your time, recharge your batteries, come back tan, rested and ready.
    4) Dead in an alley off Sunset. Has anybody checked the dumpster behind Barragan's? Something smells a little funky...

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  10. It better be #4. no goddamn excuse!!! we all know he has no job. and we all know he's an
    A-sexual eunuch.

    WRITE SOMETHING!!!!!!!

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  11. I think Scagnetti's crew took it a little too far. I will personally cover any medical expenses that may have been incurred. Signore in Crescita, please accept my sincere apology.

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  12. Um... seriously, has anybody checked the dumpster behind Barragan's?

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  13. Not dead, just sleeping. In the dumpster behind Barragan's.

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  14. Whoa, another fuckin' county from which we are hearing...

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